The One Where They're Both ENTJs
This episode of Previously On contains all the spoilers for Love Is Blind. Muah muah muah.
Where to even begin with this cast? I don’t know what it is with these people. They don’t seem particularly toxic (yet). Although at least two of them could potentially be a steady source of income for behavioral therapists. For the most part they’re just kinda icky, though.
So let’s start with Leo “I’m so rich I’m afraid women only want me for my money btw check out my Rolex, also I went to private school” Braudy. I’d like to thank Hunter Harris’ LIB chat for directing me towards his art gallery, most notably the soft sculptures. Never mind he thought he fell for two women. His temper tantrum after Hannah let him know she was in love with someone else really threw me for a loop. Like excuse me sir, you’re on global television. Pull yourself together. Matching Myers Briggs personality types do not equal marriage.
And what is this strange desire to explain the world to your partner? “I can see myself explaining something about art to Hannah and her saying ‘Oh no way!’ And I’m starting to have feelings.” Just say you want to have children.
Now you can’t make fun of Leo the man child without looking at Brittany the “trophy wife“ (her words). I like that she seems to unapologetically be herself and to know what she wants. And she has some highly entertaining one-liners. But why did she get engaged to a man who was screaming at another woman the day prior when she let him know she had chosen someone else? This is not sensible behavior.
Another candidate who left me a bit flabbergasted was Stephen who voted for Trump because he didn’t like Hillary and starts topics like: “For the most part I identify as white.“ What an unhinged thing to say to a wall. His dad is biracial says Ancestry.com. Apparently he thinks that entitles him to call Taylor “a mutt“ after she tells him her parents are Black American and mixed race. Though I’m guessing she’s also the problem here because a) she didn’t immediately get up and leave and b) because the race conversation happened after Stephen was whining about having cheated on a previous girlfriend – and Taylor felt sorry for him? Plus, these are two grown-ass people discussing “boners” with the producers at-length so Idk maybe they belong together.
I admit that this cast has entertainment value and even for more potential to get messy, now that the pod phase is over. Nicky D and Hannah and Alex and Tim can not end well. When it comes to functional couples I think Ashley and Tyler could move up the Love is Blind olymp over which Lauren and Cameron reside. Please don’t tell me otherwise because this engagement moment was iconic. I, too, would prefer being proposed to with my pants unzipped. It just doesn’t get more comfortable than that. So for today’s outro we got:
Next on Previously On: I fear we’re about to see the demise of Ramses and Marissa. They’re just too eerily similar. Also Taylor will keep being annoyed by Stephen.
Im dying over these people already please investigate why producers did not take Leo and Brittany with them although they make for excellent reality tv.